http://gristmill.grist.org/story/2007/3/23/125844/341#14

The 30% of faithbasers who are still proud of voting for a shaved ape?

We will never convince them, nor do we need them.  Forget 'em, they are too stupid to live.

In a pre-nanny state, freemarketeerian frontier culture they would not survive.  "Their breath-holes would get plugged with mud" (National Lampoon).

Like "Aunt Baby" (Seinfeld), they would not make it.