Now that the horror of the Valentine's day jinx is a month behind, time for an uplifting romantic masterpiece.   more »

This stuff is worth a fortune to cosmetics makers if it could be sold. The best part is that if spare whale spit was collected from the ocean, then the market in ambergris from whale killing could be ended.   more »

Great bike! Now substitute an inflatable clear plastic pod for the wind screen for crash and weather protection. And two rear wheels for most commuters, but that would take more train space too. For the adventurous this is perfect.   more »

Feeding cows to cows We all knew they never stopped doing this, right? What would be suitable punishment for those responsible? Boot them out of government, so they can be lobbyists? Yep. That'll learn 'em.   more »

Mob exterminators How it works is: If you don't have bugs before they get there to sell you their services, you will after you turn them down. Could these corpora-fiends be creating a strain of agrichem resistant farmers? Organic farmers with solar powered robots? And biodigestors that turn farm waste into power and organic fertilizer?    more »