Finally, an excuse to use a foxnews link. A feller figured out how to get rich getting internet porn addicted schmucks to donate money to women who want implants. Who could cover this story more effectively than fox? Well..Colbert of course.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334168,00.html
Now this is a heart warming story, a guy getting filthy rich by getting women free breast implants by expoiting them on a website.
It's the amercian way! Self worth measured by the pound (of breast) and dollar (in his bank account). According to his friends, the founder of the site has all the female companionship he can handle as well.
Check out the "Colbert Report" re-pore on this great american web entrepeneur. Video link soon. or check Colbert's site.