Neeehaaaww! Gov Palin is a confederate? Yep a former member of the Alaska Independence Party, a secesionist movement in Alaska. They want to form a more perfect state, one that is not part of these United States of America. She was a party member as a Wasilla city council member, before becoming mayor. Here's her address to the confederates.    more »

Any toe-tappin' gon' on, on that oil rig?  Sarah's hubby is away from home for long periods of tiime spent on manly pursuits.  Oil riggin', commercial fishin', and snowmobile racin'.  A wide stance for any man to take!

Men can get mighty lonely away from their wimin folks.  Stay tuned!  Hehey.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

At least a Palin vice and eventually presidency as McCain leaves office, one way or another, will be great fodder for comedy.

I'm not saying she is alaskan trailer trash, I'm just saying, click here and try to cheer up.  The trailer trash swimming pool is especially great!   One of these on whitehouse grounds would be excellent.

How about a condo for Bristol and her new family?  Just wheel one in!  What could be easier?

It's official, a vote for McCain/Palin is a vote for a whole new wave of glamor behind underage teenage motherhood.  Isn't it wonderful?  Just think, a teen mom in the whitehouse.  Every other teen girl will want one too.  That's Palin family values for america.

Fundamentalist (creationist) abstinence?  Whoops, not so much.  Population growth unlimited to provide cheap labor, cannon fodder, and faithbased voters to power the corporate war machine?  Let the voters decide.

 

Reuters: "The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.
   
Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said. 'We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,' the Palins' statement said. 'Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support,' the Palins said."

Hear the robot Stepford wife audio of Palin on the great news for her family!

You thought Wolf killer cheney was THE Darth Vader of modern politics?  Alaska Governor Sarah Palin makes him look like Casper the Fiendly (sic) Ghost.  It's hard to imagine a worse "sport" than this. 

But there is one, namely running down Wolves and Coyotes on snowmobiles until their hearts burst from exhaustion.  Does Palin support that too?  Hard to say, but her husband is a snowmobile racer.

As Kate sheppard writes in Grist:

"Palin has also drawn heat from conservationists for pushing to let citizens shoot wolves from the air, and for supporting looser bear-hunting rules aimed at reducing bear populations in order to inflate numbers of moose and caribou, which draw big-game hunters to the state. She opposed a ballot initiative to change the law so that only Department of Fish and Game personnel could shoot wolves or bears from the air."

Volunteer at your local Obama campaign office NOW!  These corporo-sadists disguised as humans must not win this time around.