It's official, a vote for McCain/Palin is a vote for a whole new wave of glamor behind underage teenage motherhood.  Isn't it wonderful?  Just think, a teen mom in the whitehouse.  Every other teen girl will want one too.  That's Palin family values for america.

Fundamentalist (creationist) abstinence?  Whoops, not so much.  Population growth unlimited to provide cheap labor, cannon fodder, and faithbased voters to power the corporate war machine?  Let the voters decide.

Reuters: "The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.
   
Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said. 'We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,' the Palins' statement said. 'Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support,' the Palins said."

Hear the robot Stepford wife audio of Palin on the great news for her family!