Palin on the outs with the grand old patriarchy's apparatchik? Yes. snooty snippy Larry Craig style toe tapping politics is evident. Are the powerful GOP closet queens afraid of the snow queen from Alaska?   more »

Yes, it's true. Colbert had his head shaved to get into the military mindset excellent!! More as it develops.   more »

Yes, it's (rumored to be) true! Janet Reno will not only be named the next supreme, but she will reportedly head her own super secret extra-judicial branch that uses gun/gold sniffing search dogs to uncover and confiscate the hidden stashes of right wing survivalist militia groups and individuals across the country. Forfieture law will be used for the collection of guns and gold, then the purps will be declared "enenmy combatants" (in the best cheney-style) and specially extradited to re-education camps in an undisclosed terrorist supporting nation.   more »